And you can get your outfits from the official Oktoberfest site:
Their alternatives for men are not quite as interesting:
But they have cuckoo clocks, gingerbread hearts, mugs and glasses and whatever else you fancy. Lots of paper accessories to make your living room into a parody of a biergarten, too. Their cookery book is only in German, so you may have to look elsewhere for how to prepare the sauerkraut.
Need music? Try the groundhog yodeler.